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Dates? - Johnlock Text RP

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like johnlock.

Stranger: Sherlock, you know those posh restaurants we’ve been going to recently?-JW

You: Yes. SH

Stranger: Were they dates?-JW

You: Absurd. SH

Stranger: I thought so too.-JW

You: If I had said otherwise? SH

Stranger: It’s still absurd.-JW

You: Yes. I suppose so. SH

Stranger: But not impossible.-JW

You: No. Not impossible. SH

Stranger: Glad we cleared that up.-JW

You: Perhaps Angelo’s might be appropriate tonight. Good change of scenery. SH

Stranger: Or home.-JW

You: Fair enough. SH

Stranger: Sherlock, is this still a date?-JW

You: I never said it was. Nor did I say the previous ones were anything of the sort. I thought we had ‘cleared that up’. SH

Stranger: Yes but I can’t work out if they are or aren’t.-JW
Because it sounds like you’re saying no but then you suggest we go out again.-JW

You: We are friends. I presumed it was appropriate for us to go places together. SH

Stranger: We are, it is.-JW

You: Then I do not see the problem. SH

You: ((Sherlock so intended for them to be dates xD))

Stranger: You’re being so unhelpful.-JW

You: Perhaps you’d like to tell me how I can be of help, then. SH

Stranger: Be honest with me instead of these abstract mind games.-JW

You: I doubt you’ll want to hear the truth. And they’re not abstract mind games. SH

Stranger: They seem like it, at this point I’m not even sure what colour the sky is.-JW

You: Bright blue, at the moment. SH

Stranger: Yes thank you.-JW
Tell me the truth.-WJ

Stranger: *JW

You: Fine. SH

Stranger: I’m waiting.-JW

You: According to your definition of a date, two people who like each other go out and have fun. And that was what we were doing. So, yes, you could call it a date. SH 
And, I’m being particularly selfish by taking you out, because I imagine that these ‘dates’ are unwanted. SH

Stranger: No, I like it.-JW

You: Oh. SH

You: I revoke my previous statement, then. SH

Stranger: You’ve made this very complicated when it could’ve been a lot easier.-JW

You: I hadn’t expected you’re approval. SH

Stranger: I’m John Watson, I’m not easy to predict.-JW

You: Ah, so I’ve come to know. SH

You: Or perhaps I’m loosing my touch. SH

Stranger: I think you over thought things.-JW

You: I’m not particularly good at this sort of thing. SH

Stranger: I know. I am though.-JW

You: Yes. It’s frustrating. SH

Stranger: I’ll help you.-JW
Come home.-JW

You: Shall I pick up dinner, first? SH

Stranger: Yes please, and champagne.-JW

You: Champagne? SH

Stranger: To celebrate the fact that we spoke about the elephant in the room.-JW

You: Hypothetical elephant, yes. SH

Stranger: Get champagne.-JW

You: As you wish. SH

You: I should apologize in advance. I’m not the most conventional man to be with. SH
It has been many years, John. SH

Stranger: It’s okay, it’s all fine. I think you’re amazing.-JW

You: Good. SH
So you’ve said previously. SH
Thank you. I think you’re quite wonderful as well. SH

Stranger: Thank you.-JW

You: [Delayed] I care about you. Sometimes I wonder if I deserve you. SH

Stranger: You deserve everything I can give you, don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise.-JW

You: It is mainly my own self that tells me otherwise, but thank you. SH
You deserve much better. But I am selfish, and I will keep you until I can no longer. SH

Stranger: Hurry home.-JW

You: Picking up the champagne. SH

Stranger: Do it faster.-JW

You: My impatience has rubbed off on you. SH

Stranger: A little.-JW
But I am dying to see you.-JW

You: Not literally, I’d hope. SH 
I will be there in aprrox. 5 minutes. No need to worry. SH

Stranger: Not literally, fortunately.-JW

You: Good. SH

You: We’ve plenty of time to make up for. SH

Stranger: I know.-JW
I can’t wait.-JW

You: ((This has been great, love, but I have to go. Thanks so much!))

You have disconnected.

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does anyone ever get that thing where you have a delayed reaction??

like i read a text post or something and im about to scroll and then its like five seconds after that i start laughing?

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pricksatmywindow:

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

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ianoshea:

Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.

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moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

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sherlockspeare:

Some people said they could see Benedict’s white pants here. So I made this gif and stared. And stared. 
Guys I think you broke my heart.

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japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

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DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIE WHERE THE PRINCESS BECOMES QUEEN AND FIGHTS WITH HER ARMY AND IS A BADASS AND DOESN’T NEED A MAN TO SURVIVE. 

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disney movie about a prince who falls in love with another prince and they run away together yes yes yes

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disney princess movie where the main character isn’t exactly the prettiest girl, but she still ends up finding someone to love

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disney princess movie about two princesses that fall in love

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hi-fi-stereo:

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my typical level of involvement in any fandom

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chrisissippi:

the prophecy

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"I think you guys are going to be pleasantly surprised…or pissed off"

—Jensen Ackles, about the musical episode, VanCon2014 (via leo-arcana)
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